He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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