? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
