Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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