did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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