doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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