he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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