I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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