don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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