just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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