She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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