Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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