I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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