he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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