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(541): View more from Oregon

I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

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(630): View more from Illinois

shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.

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you dont need a face to have sex

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(518): View more from New York

Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest

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(509): View more from Washington

why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol

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(517): View more from Michigan

i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.

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(469): View more from Texas

Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.

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That's our motto every night.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

ummmm thanks

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