I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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