Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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