1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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