it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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