We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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