I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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