sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
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The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize