Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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