Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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