I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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