so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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