he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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