He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i think my cat just said my name.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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