I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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