She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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