Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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