epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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