HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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