1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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