I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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