He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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