Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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