I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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