Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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