from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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