What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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