Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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