Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My balls are so social today.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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