you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.