You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.