Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just tell him i said nine months
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.