Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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