Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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