no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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