Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
