are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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