Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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