Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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