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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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