I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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