You were right. It hurts to walk today.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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