About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
