giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize