No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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