Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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