Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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