If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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